Unexpected Visit In The Micro

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My Inner Pocket Was Warm
After walking my dog, I picked up after her using the dog poop bag and threw it in a dog waste container. Later, on the bus, I smelled a strange odor. My dog was lying under the bus seat. Did she have stomach problems?

Also, the inner pocket of my jacket felt warm. I checked. Oh no! I had thrown my wallet in the dog waste container and put the dog poop bag in my inner pocket.

Unexpected Visit In The Micro
Let me tell you about Catharina, my very distracted work colleague. She was thawing a piece of meat in the office microwave. When she looked through the small microwave window to check on it, she saw her sunglasses on top of the meat, circling around and around …