I Want To Join

I urgently want to join your Association for Distracted People. I am very distracted.

Example 1: I forgot my newborn baby outside a store after shopping. Only when I arrived at home did I realize my baby was missing—but it ended well. The baby was happily babbling in the carriage when I returned.

Example 2: I walk to work with curlers in my hair.


(Membership was immediately granted.)

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